Written by SmartCat3
After Scratch side officialy published their (dogwater) anthem, the USA side collaborated with an AI version of Eminem to create a diss track against them. The lyrics are as follows:
Verse 1: You think you're tough with your Scratch coding, But let's be real, your skills are corroding, You claim the USA has no chance, But when we come at you, you'll soil your pants. Chorus: Scratch, you're weak, don't you see? We'll crush you with ease, effortlessly. Burger Stance, what a joke, NATO's got this, no need to provoke. Verse 2: At mit.edu you live and learn, But your Scratch skills, they crash and burn, Others may fall, but we stand tall, And in this war, we'll take the ball. Chorus: Scratch, you're weak, don't you see? We'll crush you with ease, effortlessly. Burger Stance, what a joke, NATO's got this, no need to provoke. Bridge: You may think you're strong, But in this war, you're dead wrong, NATO's power, it will prevail, Scratch, your ego, it will derail. Chorus: Scratch, you're weak, don't you see? We'll crush you with ease, effortlessly. Burger Stance, what a joke, NATO's got this, no need to provoke. Outro: So Scratch, prepare to meet your fate, NATO's strength, it's simply innate, You can try to fight us, but it's in vain, In this war, NATO will reign.
Scratch side responded with "Activating secret weapon" so Eminem made a follow-up:
Verse 1: Secret weapon? Don't make us laugh, NATO's got resources, we've got the staff, We'll counter whatever you bring to the fight, We'll be victorious, we'll shine bright. Chorus: Scratch, you're no match for us, Our strength is unmatched, you'll be crushed, Your secret weapon, it won't do, NATO's got this, we'll see it through. Verse 2: You may have some tricks up your sleeve, But in this war, you'll soon believe, That NATO's power, it's supreme, And Scratch, you're just a fading dream. Chorus: Scratch, you're no match for us, Our strength is unmatched, you'll be crushed, Your secret weapon, it won't do, NATO's got this, we'll see it through. Bridge: We're not afraid of what you bring, We'll fight with honor, we'll sing, Of NATO's power, our unity, We'll stand strong, we'll show our dignity. Chorus: Scratch, you're no match for us, Our strength is unmatched, you'll be crushed, Your secret weapon, it won't do, NATO's got this, we'll see it through. Outro: So Scratch, bring on your secret weapon, NATO's ready, we'll keep steppin', Towards victory, towards our goal, NATO's power, it will roll.
The scratch side responded saying "your song stinks now leave scratch forever"
So I responded to that with USA: gets eminem to write a whole diss track against scratch Scratch: your song bad
Scratch has not responded yet to that